"all lies and jest, still a man (voter) hears what he wants to hear and he disregards the rest" Simon and Garfunkel
Romney: "I'm smart enough to make and keep a few hundred million, turn around the Olympics and help build dozens of great companies, but I am utterly clueless when it comes to international trade, and I'm scared *^#%!less to show you my tax returns."
Gingrich: "I never lobbied on behalf of any government sponsored enterprise. They paid me that $1.5 million for a history lesson. And I'm appalled that anyone would dare suggest otherwise! Just look at the contract."
Santorum: "I'm for free markets and smaller government. That is, after big government does every favor imaginable for manufacturers."
Voter L: "Congress has done nothing but obstruct the President's efforts to turn this economy around. It's the Republican's fault that, since Mr. Obama took office, the national debt's up 50% and the U.S. will spend $1.5 trillion more than it'll take in this year. I don't care that the Dem's ruled both houses during the first two years of his term, it's all their (the Republican's) fault!"
Voter R: "Last thing we need is another career politician in the White House. Some wordsmith with no real private sector experience. That's right, I'm for Newt all the way!"
Obama: As follows (now listen closely... And don't think for a minute your guy wouldn't do the same... Our job, when considering today's lineup [not just for theOffice of the President], is to choose the lesser [evil] of all the weasels)...